meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

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can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

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Timestamp: 1411053001

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

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mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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laughhard:

Every Sports Interview

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Timestamp: 1411049353

laughhard:

Every Sports Interview

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for-redheads:

Rupert Grint & Domnhall Gleeson

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Timestamp: 1411049267

for-redheads:

Rupert Grint & Domnhall Gleeson

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vancouver aquarium, may 2013. photos andy clark

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Timestamp: 1411019555

vancouver aquarium, may 2013. photos andy clark

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I legitimately cried listening to Coldplay’s broadcast. I just wish i was there so bad.

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

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